Jacqueline

  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude
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monkeydread:

let’s see, this is 1940 by the submarines, amplive mix. and i love it.

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

(Source: hyperbolequeen, via the-black-power-ranger)

methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

i HAVE to do this with my little sister! haha

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